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10/02/2002: "Zombie epidemic hits London Stock Exchange"

"There has always been an endemic population of zombies at the LSE and at most of the older financial institutions," explained investment analyst Alan Dunny a spokesperson for the investment bank Handy Dandy Damp & Pry. "However, the recent epidemic has caused a market-wide slump - it’s like Dawn of the Dead in here!"