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09/13/2002: "Says who? Says God!"

And it came to pass that God visited the earth, and He did behold a series of billboard ads attributing to Him utterances of such banality that they would never pass His lips in a billion years. And it came to pass that God in His wrath considered a libel suit, but in the end opted simply to mount an ad campaign of His own... I never said, "Thou shalt not think." --God http://www.saysgod.com/-- now THAT'S theology. Halleluiah.